{"id":8,"date":"2001-04-11T21:38:19","date_gmt":"2001-04-12T05:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/?p=8"},"modified":"2008-12-10T23:12:53","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T07:12:53","slug":"real-estate-is-soooo-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"Real Estate Is Soooo Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

2001, April 11th<\/p>\n

Well, here it is another day in paradise. I shovelled about a foot of snow off my driveway today. What fun. Anyway, on to the news.<\/p>\n

We bought a condo yesterday. Or should I say, I bought a condo yesterday and signed my wife’s name over and over. Whatever. Anyway, you’ll find a snap of it here.<\/a><\/p>\n

Cute pic, huh? So the condo itself is a 1br-1ba with a reserved, covered parking space, eat-in-kitchen and micro-laundry room that will hold a top\/bottom washer dryer combo. It is in the Hylands Ranch area of Denver, convenient to the Tech Center and (believe it or not) a mountain view from the main living area.<\/p>\n

Some of you may be wondering about why I was signing my wife’s name. Well, you see, she arranged the closing date and then, in a fit of spitefulness, arranged to be in New Jersey visiting her mother (and celebrating Passover.) So, she signed a power-of-attorney for me and split. Not only did I sign *my* name about 50 times, but I also had to sign hers followed by mine AGAIN and then the text “as her attorney in fact.” This got old after the first set of forms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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