{"id":14,"date":"2001-06-15T21:40:39","date_gmt":"2001-06-16T05:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2008-12-10T23:09:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T07:09:29","slug":"i-am-your-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"I Am Your Dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"dateline\">2001, June 15th<\/p>\n<p>I discovered part of a tooth rolling around in my mouth            during lunch yesterday.  I don&#8217;t know if it was fortunate or            not, but it was mine.  So, I visited Mr. Dentist today.  Oops,            I mean <strong>Dr.<\/strong> Dentist.<\/p>\n<p>My mouth is quite numb right now whithch ethplains whah I            am sthlurring my sthpeach. I get to go back in a few weeks to            have a permanent crown installed.  yipee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2001, June 15th I discovered part of a tooth rolling around in my mouth during lunch yesterday. I don&#8217;t know if it was fortunate or not, but it was mine. So, I visited Mr. Dentist today. Oops, I mean Dr. Dentist. My mouth is quite numb right now whithch ethplains whah I am sthlurring my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87,"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyberzod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}